☕💀 WELCOME TO MOTHERHOOD – CHAMPION HOODIE 💀☕

☕💀 WELCOME TO MOTHERHOOD – CHAMPION HOODIE 💀☕
Sleep? Optional. Sanity? Questionable. Coffee? Non-negotiable.
This Champion® hoodie is for the parents who didn’t read the fine print before entering the beautiful disaster that is parenting. Featuring a hilariously grim skeleton mom pushing a stroller full of chaos (and clutching that life-saving caffeine), it’s your new go-to for every "why am I like this?" day.

Made with Champion’s legendary quality and heavyweight comfort, this hoodie is built to survive everything from daycare drop-offs to emotional breakdowns in the parking lot.

🔥 CHAMPION FEATURES THAT DELIVER:
✔ 50% cotton, 50% polyester – soft and durable with that perfect lived-in feel
✔ Champion “C” logo on sleeve – because you’re built different
✔ Spacious kangaroo pocket – stash your snacks, wipes, or existential dread
✔ Medium-heavy fabric – cozy enough to power through your day
✔ Adjustable hood with drawstrings – hide your third-day dry shampoo in style
✔ Made with up to 5% recycled plastic bottles – parenting responsibly

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Machine wash cold (you’re used to cleaning up messes)

• No bleach

• Tumble dry low or air dry for max longevity

• Iron low if you’re feelin’ fancy

• Skip the dry cleaner—this hoodie is your ride or die

🎯 MADE FOR:
💬 Moms with eye bags and sharp wit
☕ Parents who run on caffeine and chaos
🍼 Anyone who thought “nap when the baby naps” was realistic advice

⚠️ WARNING:
Side effects include uncontrollable laughter, knowing nods from strangers, and spontaneous venting in the school pickup line.
Welcome to the madness—you’re one of us now.