Tornado Wrangler: Wrangler of the Tiny Tornado_Unisex Tee

🚨 CALLING ALL CHAOS COMMANDERS! 🚨

Are you a master of multitasking, snack distributor extraordinaire, and tornado wrangler in training? Then this tee is made for you!

⚡ FUELED BY COFFEE & A PRAYER ⚡
This unisex tee is built for durability, comfort, and surviving the daily storm—whether that’s chasing little whirlwinds or wrangling the unexpected.

💨 FEATURES THAT KEEP YOU IN THE GAME
✔ 100% polyester for quick-drying, shape-holding, and long-lasting wear
✔ Ribbed knit collar to keep you looking fresh, no matter the chaos
✔ Structural side seams so your tee holds up just like your patience
✔ Lightweight enough for layering or on-the-go comfort

☕ INGREDIENTS FOR SUCCESS ☕
💪 200% patience (with a side of deep breaths)
🍪 Runs on coffee, leftover snacks, and sheer determination
🎯 Ninja reflexes + 360-degree disaster prediction
❤️ Unconditional love—even after the storm hits

🚫 WARNING: May cause sudden exhaustion, caffeine overload, and an uncanny ability to detect disaster before it happens. Side effects include storm-proof resilience and next-level chaos navigation.

🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT for the superparent, teacher, babysitter, or friend who knows that calm is a myth and control is just an illusion!

🛒 Snag yours today and take your tornado-wrangling game to the next level! 🌪🔥

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Do not bleach
• Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F), gentle cycle