💀 PATIENCE TESTER Hoodie 💀Toddler Pullover Fleece Hoodie

💀 PATIENCE TESTER Hoodie 💀
Your toddler’s warning label—now in hoodie form.
Cute? Yes. Cuddly? Sometimes.
But mostly? Certified patience tester. 1…2…3… BOOM 💥

This cozy little chaos machine of a hoodie is perfect for the tiny humans who love to run wild, push buttons, and melt hearts—all before snack time 🍪. With spooky-cool skeleton hands counting down to mayhem, this is peak toddler energy—and we’re here for it.

💙 Soft enough for snuggles
🔥 Tough enough for tantrums
🤣 Funny enough to make strangers nod in solidarity

Best worn by:
🌀 The reason you need caffeine before 9AM
🎯 The boss of the house
😈 Sweet with a side of menace

Product Features:
💪 60% ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester blend
🙌 Ribbed cuffs and waistband that keep up with wiggles
🫶 Side-seam pockets = snack & rock holder approved
🧵 Coverstitched seams for long-term toddler chaos durability
🧥 Medium weight = perfect for layering through wild weather shifts

Care Tips:
🧼 Cold wash, gentle cycle
🔥 Tumble dry low (because life’s too short for shrinkage)
🚫 No dry cleaning—because toddlers don’t do formal