💀🕰️ NO SLEEP FOR THE MOTHERS – CHAMPION HOODIE 🕰️💀

💀🕰️ NO SLEEP FOR THE MOTHERS – CHAMPION HOODIE 🕰️💀
Once upon a time, we had dreams... now we just have caffeine, chaos, and unmatched multitasking skills. This hoodie is for the moms who’ve traded in spa days for snack runs, and uninterrupted sleep for midnight snuggles, teething meltdowns, and "just one more episode" marathons (from tiny humans, not Netflix).

With its edgy hourglass skull design and brutally honest “No Sleep for the Mothers” motto, this hoodie speaks for every parent who’s ever said, “I’m fine” on 3 hours of sleep.

🔥 FEATURES FOR THE ON-THE-GO (AND OVER-TIRED):
✔ Champion blend: 50% cotton, 50% polyester – so it’s soft and built to survive laundry day
✔ Adjustable hood + drawstrings – perfect for hiding bedhead or mom buns
✔ Spacious kangaroo pocket – snack storage, lost toys, or your will to survive
✔ Medium-heavy warmth – cozy enough for drop-offs and breakdowns (yours or theirs)
✔ Eco-conscious design – made with up to 5% recycled plastic bottles

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Machine wash cold (because we know it’ll get messy)

• No bleach, no tumble dry

• Iron low if you even get the chance

• Definitely not dry clean (who has time?)

🎯 MADE FOR:
🍼 Sleep-deprived superheroes
💖 Moms who carry the chaos with a side of sarcasm
☕ Parents living on love, coffee, and sheer determination

⚠️ WARNING:
Wearing this may result in understanding glances from other moms, spontaneous vent sessions, and feeling just a little bit seen.
Throw it on. Power through. You’ve got this.