🕰️💀 NO SLEEP FOR THE FATHERS – CHAMPION HOODIE 💀🕰️

🕰️💀 NO SLEEP FOR THE FATHERS – CHAMPION HOODIE 💀🕰️
For the dads who once had dreams... and now just have coffee. This hoodie is for the unsung heroes pulling midnight shifts with bottles, diapers, and toddler negotiations—fueled by love and running on fumes. With a hauntingly relatable hourglass skull design and bold "No Sleep for the Fathers" message, this one hits different.

Whether you're pacing the living room at 2 AM or surviving a Saturday soccer game with no caffeine in sight, this hoodie has your back—literally and emotionally.

🔥 FEATURES MADE FOR DAD DUTY:
✔ Champion quality blend – 50% cotton, 50% polyester = durability + comfort
✔ Adjustable hood + drawstrings – for when life’s too loud
✔ Roomy kangaroo pocket – fits snacks, toys, and broken dreams
✔ Medium-heavy fabric – perfect for early mornings and chilly dad walks
✔ Made with recycled plastic bottles – eco-conscious for your mini’s future

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)

• No bleach, no tumble dry—low heat only

• Do not dry clean (we know you won’t anyway)

🎯 MADE FOR:
🧠 Tired but present dads
🍼 New fathers missing sleep and sanity
💬 Husbands who laugh through the chaos

⚠️ WARNING:
May cause knowing nods from other dads, and random back pats from strangers.
Wear with pride. Nap when you can.